Never refer to your wedding night as the original amateur hour.
I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say, 'Take off your clothes'?
Life is a do-it-yourself kit, so do it yourself. Work. Practice.
When I was a kid and we used to play Post Office, I was the Dead Letter Office.
Carry an oar when you drive. Three times I've ended up in water.
Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.