There isn't any (afterlife), you dingbat! This is it, baby! Enjoy, carefully! Religion is such a medieval idea. Don't get me started. I have thought about every facet of religion and I can't buy any of it. So God made man in His own image? It's just the other way around. Man made God in his own image. It's all about money.

Your husband is lazy if when he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes that direction.

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months.

Just the other day I said to Fang, "Don't you think we've got a storybook romance?" and he said, "Yes, and every page is ripped.

Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls.

I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn't show the dirt.

get married with the feeling it is going to last. Not like the bride I know who doubled the wedding cake recipe and froze one.