Nothing was happening in the bedroom. I nicknamed our waterbed the Dead Sea.
They just elected me Mis Phonograph Record of 1966. They discovered my measurements were 33 1/2, 45, 78!
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked.
[When to have a facelift:] If you're tripping over your neck.
You want to look younger... rent smaller children.
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.