It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.

If my jeans could talk, they'd plead for mercy.

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the rear.

I always wondered how I could tell when the right one came along - but it was easy. He was the only one that came along.

self-pity is better than none.

Your husband is lazy if when he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes that direction.