It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.

When he proposed he said, "We'll make such beautiful music together," but in this duet, his part seems to be all rests.

Like all good ruins, I look better by moonlight.

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood.

self-pity is better than none.

The reason I'm not an alcoholic is I don't like to drink in front of the kids . . . and when you're away from them, who needs it?.

... if I invested in a mouthwash stock, bad breath would suddenly become popular.