Carry an oar when you drive. Three times I've ended up in water.
Like all good ruins, I look better by moonlight.
Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls.
My eight-year-old bought a bicycle with the money he saved by not smoking.
I still take the pill. I don't want any more grandchildren.
It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.