When I was a kid and we used to play Post Office, I was the Dead Letter Office.
I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies.
If your husband wants to lick the beaters on the mixer, shut them off before you give them to him.
I finally had a ship tattooed to my chest. I wanted something on it.
Next to gold and jewelry, health is the most important thing you can have.
We named all our children Kid. Well, they have different first names, like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .