Carry an oar when you drive. Three times I've ended up in water.

self-pity is better than none.

One [expert] said, 'Always have a baby sitter who is acquainted with your children.' If they were acquainted with my children, they wouldn't sit!

On the way to the delivery room, I almost changed my mind about having a baby. I wouldn't have found it so hard to go ahead with it if I had realized that having a baby was the only way I could ever become a grandmother.

Next to gold and jewelry, health is the most important thing you can have.

Your husband drinks too much if he says he never drinks alone, but considers the goldfish somebody.

By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.