I still take the pill. I don't want any more grandchildren.

I don’t want to sound like I’m on dope, but that hour is a high; it’s as good as you can feel. A wonderful, wonderful happiness, and great power.

Your husband is lazy if when he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes that direction.

Your husband is lazy if the directions on his medicine say, "A teaspoon before going to bed," and in one day he uses seven bottles.

I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they’d boo.

Tennis is like marrying for money. Love has nothing to do with it.

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.