Next to gold and jewelry, health is the most important thing you can have.
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
I was so wrinkled I could screw my hats on.
I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they’d boo.
My doctor is a family physician. He treats my family and I support his.
Let me tell you, a discussion that starts, 'I'll tell you something you do that irritates me, if you tell me something I do that bothers you,' never ends in a hug and a kiss.