Like all good ruins, I look better by moonlight.

get married with the feeling it is going to last. Not like the bride I know who doubled the wedding cake recipe and froze one.

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months.

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn't show the dirt.

Before you get married you should meet your fiance's parents. It is not enough that you like his parole officer.

I'm the woman who used to think that middle-age spread was a cocktail dip.