When I go to the beach, my grandchildren try to make words out of the veins in my legs. That's why I still take the pill; I don't want any more grandchildren.
Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.
A terrible thing happened to me last night againโnothing.
How do you know they're growing up? Well, the bite marks are higher.
There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake.
Everybody knows how much time Fang spends in bed. A local store that gives a 30 days' trial on mattresses gives Fang only 15 days.