My eight-year-old bought a bicycle with the money he saved by not smoking.

My sister-in-law is so skinny that she has a striped dress with only one stripe.

Everybody knows how lazy he is. One day the neighbors saw Fang mow the lawn and I got three Get Well cards.

Your husband is lazy if when he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes that direction.

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate.

Before you get married you should meet your fiance's parents. It is not enough that you like his parole officer.

Your husband drinks too much if he says he never drinks alone, but considers the goldfish somebody.