My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.
We named all our children Kid. Well, they have different first names, like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .
Some wives have model husbands, I got one that needed remodeling.
My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband.
Tennis is like marrying for money. Love has nothing to do with it.
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me.