Life began on this planet when the first amoeba split. Mankind will still be seeking God, not accepting that God is a spirit; can't see it, touch it, only feel it. It's called LOVE.
There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake.
Never refer to your wedding night as the original amateur hour.
You want to look younger... rent smaller children.
Sex is identical to comedy in that it involves timing.
My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.