I am constantly being asked about individuals. The only way to win is as a team. Football is not about one or two or three star players.
Phyllis DillerFang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves.
Phyllis DillerI'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.
Phyllis DillerThe constants all through the centuries will be the same; wine, women and song. Other than that, life will be very different technologically. In the year 3000 the universe will be expanding as it will forever, infinitely. We will probe outer space but never find life as evolutionized as ours. We were not created by a deity. We created the deity in OUR image. Life began on this planet when the first amoeba split. Mankind will still be seeking God, not accepting that God is a spirit; can't see it, touch it, only feel it. It's called LOVE.
Phyllis Diller