I met my husband when a friend sent him over to my house to cure my hiccoughs.

I am descended from a very long line my mother once foolishly listened to.

Comedy is tragedy revisited.

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood.

Too many comics today ramble. By the time they get to the punch line, the audience has either gone to sleep, gone to the bathroom or gone to bed.

They always say to Californians that we don't have seasons. Of course, that is not true. We have fire, flood, mud and drought.