Once my husband said to me, 'I'm going to have some coffee. Do you want me to put some hot water on for you?' I thought that was the least he could do considering I was giving birth.

I met my husband when a friend sent him over to my house to cure my hiccoughs.

Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.

Just the other day I said to Fang, "Don't you think we've got a storybook romance?" and he said, "Yes, and every page is ripped.

Before you get married you should meet your fiance's parents. It is not enough that you like his parole officer.

Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls.

Let me tell you, a discussion that starts, 'I'll tell you something you do that irritates me, if you tell me something I do that bothers you,' never ends in a hug and a kiss.