Everybody knows how much time Fang spends in bed. A local store that gives a 30 days' trial on mattresses gives Fang only 15 days.
[When to have a facelift:] If you're tripping over your neck.
Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls.
Tennis is like marrying for money. Love has nothing to do with it.
You want to look younger... rent smaller children.
All mothers are working mothers.