Once my husband said to me, 'I'm going to have some coffee. Do you want me to put some hot water on for you?' I thought that was the least he could do considering I was giving birth.

I don't like to cook. I can make a TV dinner taste like radio.

My mother-in-law buys her coats in a carper shop. She wears a 9x12.

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate.

Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.

Comedy is tragedy revisited or hostility. It is mock hostility, of course, or it would be ugly; we would have a war.

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move.