[On plastic surgery:] When I die, God won't know me. There are no two parts of my body the same age.

I never made `Who's Who,' but I'm featured in `What's That?'

If I wore a peek-a-boo dress, it would be like turning in a false alarm.

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish.

Becoming a comedienne was my way of adjusting to puberty.

My doctor is a family physician. He treats my family and I support his.

Absolutely nothing was happening in my marriage. I nicknamed my waterbed, Lake Placid!