Like all good ruins, I look better by moonlight.
Right from the start my parents had left me to fend for myself. Apparently unaware that I was a kid, they invariably treated me like an adult, perhaps because they themselves were no spring chickens.
You want to look younger... rent smaller children.
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
I'm looking for a perfume to overpower men - I'm sick of karate.
I still take the pill. I don't want any more grandchildren.