It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from school art lessons.
A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.
Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?
People say after a fire it's water damage that's the worst. We're still drying out Windsor Castle.
What about Tom Jones? He's made a million and he's a bloody awful singer.
It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.