A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.
You managed not to get eaten then?
Do people trip over you?
This could only happen in a technical college.
The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons.
It's difficult to see how it's possible to become immensely valuable by singing what are the most hideous songs.