Young people are the same as they always were. They are just as ignorant.

There are always twenty excellent reasons for doing nothing for every one reason for starting anything-especially if it has never been done before.

Were you here in the bad old days? ... That's why you can't read and write then!

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion.

In the days when the nation depended on agriculture for its wealth it made the Lord Chancellor sit on a woolsack to remind him where the wealth came from. I would like to suggest we remove that now and make him sit on a crate of machine tools.

You were playing your instruments? Or do you have tape recorders under your seats?