They're a damn nuisance - I've got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it off.

I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer.

Who is going to be the first to face up to the need for self-restraint in the number of children brought into the world?

A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time they're complaining they're unemployed. People don't seem to make up their minds what they want.

It makes you all look like Dracula's daughters!

I have very little experience of self-government. In fact, I am one of the most governed people in the world.

Are you running away from something?