After 'Raymond,' there was this big feeling of, 'What do I do next?'

I married a saint - well, a saint who curses.

I did 15 shows a week when I lived in New York. I did five shows on a Friday and seven shows on a Saturday. It was everything I did and it was my sole source of income.

The best comedy, I feel, comes in a drama because it balances each other out.

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.

Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential emptiness.'What is my purpose? Who am I?' I had a big identity crisis.

That's the one thing I have over any twenty-one-year-old: a proud history of accumulated neuroses. That's the game in which I'm da man.