After 'Raymond,' there was this big feeling of, 'What do I do next?'

When you wake up one day and say, "You know what? I don't think I ever need to sleep or have sex again." Congratulations, you're ready (to have children).

The successful golfers - they're like astronauts or pilots. They have that demeanor that they can focus and stay within that one moment and nothing distracts them. That's not me.

I'm now unemployed. It's a weird feeling with no work, but at least there's still golf. Standup comedy is like my core, it's what I do. But I want to be a pro golfer. It's a love/hate relationship with golf. I can come away feeling so serene, and yet, it's the thing that I can let get to me to throw a club and say curses that don't even exist. I'm obsessed with something that won't let me master it. I don't know. I need therapy.

That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream.

I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out.

I don't think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we'll get it out.