Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.

I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you.

If a guy's ever telling you a four-hour sex story with a straight face, just feel sorry for him. Not for lying to you, but for lying to himself. As a matter of fact, stop him right in the middle of the story and just hug him. Nine times out of ten he'll just break down and cry. He knows you know.

I don't think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we'll get it out.

I had to be naked [in Vinyl], but I was almost more nervous about having to be drunk. The director wasn't going to yell, "Too big!," during the nude scene. For the drunk scene, you can be bad drunk or good drunk. We'll see. My wife was not happy, hearing about it.

I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once said- this old guy keeps getting in the way.

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.