I did 15 shows a week when I lived in New York. I did five shows on a Friday and seven shows on a Saturday. It was everything I did and it was my sole source of income.
I love hitting into the rough because it gets me close to the people.
You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me.
I love standup and I haven't given it up.
I have this mistress: show business.
Without identical twins, you'll never get to experience entering a hotel room with one of them and watching him run into the full-length mirror because he though he saw his brother.