For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.
The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology.
I love hitting into the rough because it gets me close to the people.
In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh.
Nothing like a little chest pain to restore your faith.
My theory has always been that everyone in show business is there because they were deprived of some attention as a child.