Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.

You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite, but you also want to play a different character.

Whenever I get down about life going by too quickly, what helps me is a little mantra that I repeat to myself: at least I'm not a fruit fly.

The fact that they let me in a movie with Gene Hackman has left me with no faith in show buisness.

Mike Royce and I have always had success writing what we know. What we know now is that we're middle-aged, neurotic and fat.

I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out.

My theory has always been that everyone in show business is there because they were deprived of some attention as a child.