The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life.

You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite, but you also want to play a different character.

I married a saint - well, a saint who curses.

I want to do well and I want to fit in.

I'm always giving myself the Alzheimer's test. My shrink told me to do this. It takes one minute. You name every word that comes to mind that begins with the letter F.

You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite.

If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it.