Well, I'm a 14 handicap. Anyone who golfs knows what that means.

Without identical twins, you'll never get to experience entering a hotel room with one of them and watching him run into the full-length mirror because he though he saw his brother.

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.

It was very nerve-wracking for me. I had to be drunk and have a threesome. I'm not that guy. Bobby Cannavale is that guy. But it was Vegas and things got crazy, and it happened. We go to Vegas to try to sign Elvis Presley and things get crazy. My character [in Vinyl] is stoned.

I was at home waiting for projects. I was on Parenthood and there was one season left, and I was thinking, "What's next?" I'm at this age where I'm trying to write my own script, and they sent this over and I decided to put myself on tape.

Mike Royce and I have always had success writing what we know. What we know now is that we're middle-aged, neurotic and fat.

I want to do well and I want to fit in.