Well, I'm a 14 handicap. Anyone who golfs knows what that means.

I am like Hugh Hefner minus anything good about his life.

I like doing film, you know, single-camera.

My career has been my craziest adventure.

Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform.

I love standup and I haven't given it up.

I can't complain about my career, that's for sure.