The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology.

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.

People think living in your parents' basement until you're twenty-nine is lame. But what they don't realize is that while you're there, you save money on rent, food, and dates.

I don't know if you want to see the Everybody Loves Raymond guy in a nude scene.

That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream.

I do what I do because I love it.

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology.