You know, a TV show is a slow build.

The fact that they let me in a movie with Gene Hackman has left me with no faith in show buisness.

I did 15 shows a week when I lived in New York. I did five shows on a Friday and seven shows on a Saturday. It was everything I did and it was my sole source of income.

That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream.

For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.

I love hitting into the rough because it gets me close to the people.

I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience.