You know, a TV show is a slow build.

If a guy's ever telling you a four-hour sex story with a straight face, just feel sorry for him. Not for lying to you, but for lying to himself. As a matter of fact, stop him right in the middle of the story and just hug him. Nine times out of ten he'll just break down and cry. He knows you know.

My kids are growing up and it's hard to accept they are their own person and they're independent.

I do what I do because I love it.

My theory has always been that everyone in show business is there because they were deprived of some attention as a child.

When you go to standup, there seems to be a common denominator of some form of need or want for validation from the audience that maybe you were lacking as a kid.

Mike Royce and I have always had success writing what we know. What we know now is that we're middle-aged, neurotic and fat.