You know, a TV show is a slow build.

I don't know if you want to see the Everybody Loves Raymond guy in a nude scene.

I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived.

I wasn't really that informed about the two-year-old. Oh, I'd read about them, and occasionally I'd see documentaries on the Discovery Channel showing two-year-olds in the wild, where they belong.

When you go to standup, there seems to be a common denominator of some form of need or want for validation from the audience that maybe you were lacking as a kid.

The best comedy, I feel, comes in a drama because it balances each other out.

If I have sex, I know my quarterly estimated taxes must be due. And if it's oral sex, I know it's time to renew my driver's license.