It seems to be a common denominator with a lot of comics, this low self-esteem thing.

The fact that they let me in a movie with Gene Hackman has left me with no faith in show buisness.

I wasn't really that informed about the two-year-old. Oh, I'd read about them, and occasionally I'd see documentaries on the Discovery Channel showing two-year-olds in the wild, where they belong.

Each day it's like: 'How many more days am I going to feel young and vibrant? I feel young and vibrant now, but I also feel the aches and pains a little bit.

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.

I did 15 shows a week when I lived in New York. I did five shows on a Friday and seven shows on a Saturday. It was everything I did and it was my sole source of income.

My theory has always been that everyone in show business is there because they were deprived of some attention as a child.