People think living in your parents' basement until you're twenty-nine is lame. But what they don't realize is that while you're there, you save money on rent, food, and dates.

You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite, but you also want to play a different character.

For a sitcom sex scene, you get in bed and that's the end of the scene. It quick and it was fast, but it was foreign territory for me. Not for Bobby. Bobby Cannavale has been down that road before. With my character, I think it will be a one-and-out. I don't think you'll see my character [in Vinyl] naked again, so relax everybody.

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.

You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me.

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology.

When you go to standup, there seems to be a common denominator of some form of need or want for validation from the audience that maybe you were lacking as a kid.