Whenever I get down about life going by too quickly, what helps me is a little mantra that I repeat to myself: at least I'm not a fruit fly.

Why can't I love him (a 2 yr old nephew) from afar? That's how I want to love him - through pictures and folklore.

I don't think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we'll get it out.

I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you.

I don't know if you want to see the Everybody Loves Raymond guy in a nude scene.

I put myself on tape and the cool thing was that Martin Scorsese had never heard of me. He had never seen [Everybody Loves Raymond]. I was just an unknown actor to him. I don't want to sound conceited, like he has to know who I am, but that seemed a little odd. He's a film genius. He doesn't watch sitcoms.

If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.