I don't think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we'll get it out.

The married man has all but eliminated that worry from his life, simply because his wife knows all about him: the good, the bad, and the tiny.

I do what I do because I love it.

I'll be spending the holidays with my family. Nothing special, just some light bickering and biting sarcasm.

That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream.

I wasn't really that informed about the two-year-old. Oh, I'd read about them, and occasionally I'd see documentaries on the Discovery Channel showing two-year-olds in the wild, where they belong.

The fact that they let me in a movie with Gene Hackman has left me with no faith in show buisness.