I'm always giving myself the Alzheimer's test. My shrink told me to do this. It takes one minute. You name every word that comes to mind that begins with the letter F.
I do what I do because I love it.
I love standup and I haven't given it up.
I love hitting into the rough because it gets me close to the people.
I'll be spending the holidays with my family. Nothing special, just some light bickering and biting sarcasm.
Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.