I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you.

I don't think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we'll get it out.

My wife said to me 'I hope you win... but if you do and you go up and say you love me, don't think it makes up for never saying it when we're alone.

My kids are growing up and it's hard to accept they are their own person and they're independent.

If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.

Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.

I have this mistress: show business.