For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.
Ray RomanoWhenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.
Ray RomanoHaving children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.
Ray Romano