I like doing film, you know, single-camera.

If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.

My theory has always been that everyone in show business is there because they were deprived of some attention as a child.

I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you.

I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived.

You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me.

I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience.