I like doing film, you know, single-camera.

I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out.

Mike Royce and I have always had success writing what we know. What we know now is that we're middle-aged, neurotic and fat.

Without identical twins, you'll never get to experience entering a hotel room with one of them and watching him run into the full-length mirror because he though he saw his brother.

I am like Hugh Hefner minus anything good about his life.

If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it.

I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off.