I like doing film, you know, single-camera.

I don't want to say work is who I am, but some people feel more centered and more whole when they're producing and creating.

It was very nerve-wracking for me. I had to be drunk and have a threesome. I'm not that guy. Bobby Cannavale is that guy. But it was Vegas and things got crazy, and it happened. We go to Vegas to try to sign Elvis Presley and things get crazy. My character [in Vinyl] is stoned.

If a guy's ever telling you a four-hour sex story with a straight face, just feel sorry for him. Not for lying to you, but for lying to himself. As a matter of fact, stop him right in the middle of the story and just hug him. Nine times out of ten he'll just break down and cry. He knows you know.

I lived at home till I was 29.

I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived.

The fact that they let me in a movie with Gene Hackman has left me with no faith in show buisness.