It's starting to feel good, although I don't like feeling too good - that's not where my comedy comes from.

Without identical twins, you'll never get to experience entering a hotel room with one of them and watching him run into the full-length mirror because he though he saw his brother.

If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.

For a sitcom sex scene, you get in bed and that's the end of the scene. It quick and it was fast, but it was foreign territory for me. Not for Bobby. Bobby Cannavale has been down that road before. With my character, I think it will be a one-and-out. I don't think you'll see my character [in Vinyl] naked again, so relax everybody.

Failure-it centers me. Too much success has me thinking, All right, what's goin' on?

I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived.

I'm always giving myself the Alzheimer's test. My shrink told me to do this. It takes one minute. You name every word that comes to mind that begins with the letter F.