I had to be naked [in Vinyl], but I was almost more nervous about having to be drunk. The director wasn't going to yell, "Too big!," during the nude scene. For the drunk scene, you can be bad drunk or good drunk. We'll see. My wife was not happy, hearing about it.

I do still get intimidated by certain things.

Why can't I love him (a 2 yr old nephew) from afar? That's how I want to love him - through pictures and folklore.

It seems to be a common denominator with a lot of comics, this low self-esteem thing.

You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me.

Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.

I have this mistress: show business.