I'm always giving myself the Alzheimer's test. My shrink told me to do this. It takes one minute. You name every word that comes to mind that begins with the letter F.

My career has been my craziest adventure.

My kids are growing up and it's hard to accept they are their own person and they're independent.

I wasn't really that informed about the two-year-old. Oh, I'd read about them, and occasionally I'd see documentaries on the Discovery Channel showing two-year-olds in the wild, where they belong.

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.

My theory has always been that everyone in show business is there because they were deprived of some attention as a child.

Well, I'm a 14 handicap. Anyone who golfs knows what that means.