Flappers sounds like where waitresses go after they're too old to work at Hooters.

I just don't want to play the same guy again over and over.

I do know its important to keep the romantic spark alive in your marriage. But with four kids, sometimes it's enough just to keep yourself alive.

You know, a TV show is a slow build.

I do what I do because I love it.

I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived.

If a guy's ever telling you a four-hour sex story with a straight face, just feel sorry for him. Not for lying to you, but for lying to himself. As a matter of fact, stop him right in the middle of the story and just hug him. Nine times out of ten he'll just break down and cry. He knows you know.