That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream.

I did 15 shows a week when I lived in New York. I did five shows on a Friday and seven shows on a Saturday. It was everything I did and it was my sole source of income.

You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite, but you also want to play a different character.

Whenever I get down about life going by too quickly, what helps me is a little mantra that I repeat to myself: at least I'm not a fruit fly.

I have this mistress: show business.

I don't think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we'll get it out.

I don't know if you want to see the Everybody Loves Raymond guy in a nude scene.