I came from an Italian house. The refrigerator was always full. I never knew you had to buy food. I thought there were food fairies that came at night.

I can't complain about my career, that's for sure.

You might think that's an exaggeration but believe me, if you leave twin two-year-olds alone in your living room, at some point a cow will be airborne.

I still got my hair, I'm not fat.

Why can't I love him (a 2 yr old nephew) from afar? That's how I want to love him - through pictures and folklore.

You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me.

My career has been my craziest adventure.