Mike Royce and I have always had success writing what we know. What we know now is that we're middle-aged, neurotic and fat.

I do what I do because I love it.

I love standup and I haven't given it up.

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.

I want to do well and I want to fit in.

After 'Raymond,' there was this big feeling of, 'What do I do next?'

I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived.