Mike Royce and I have always had success writing what we know. What we know now is that we're middle-aged, neurotic and fat.

Well, I'm a 14 handicap. Anyone who golfs knows what that means.

My kids are growing up and it's hard to accept they are their own person and they're independent.

Why can't I love him (a 2 yr old nephew) from afar? That's how I want to love him - through pictures and folklore.

The married man has all but eliminated that worry from his life, simply because his wife knows all about him: the good, the bad, and the tiny.

If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.

The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life.