I do know its important to keep the romantic spark alive in your marriage. But with four kids, sometimes it's enough just to keep yourself alive.

For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.

My wife said to me 'I hope you win... but if you do and you go up and say you love me, don't think it makes up for never saying it when we're alone.

My kids are growing up and it's hard to accept they are their own person and they're independent.

Well, I'm a 14 handicap. Anyone who golfs knows what that means.

You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite.

Nothing like a little chest pain to restore your faith.