I do know its important to keep the romantic spark alive in your marriage. But with four kids, sometimes it's enough just to keep yourself alive.

I love standup and I haven't given it up.

For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.

You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite.

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology.

You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite, but you also want to play a different character.

It was very nerve-wracking for me. I had to be drunk and have a threesome. I'm not that guy. Bobby Cannavale is that guy. But it was Vegas and things got crazy, and it happened. We go to Vegas to try to sign Elvis Presley and things get crazy. My character [in Vinyl] is stoned.