I do know its important to keep the romantic spark alive in your marriage. But with four kids, sometimes it's enough just to keep yourself alive.

Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform.

Mike Royce and I have always had success writing what we know. What we know now is that we're middle-aged, neurotic and fat.

My career has been my craziest adventure.

I love hitting into the rough because it gets me close to the people.

I have this mistress: show business.

The first time I played golf was in Flushing Meadows, Queens, when I was about 16 or 17. They had an 18-hole pitch-and-putt. My buddies and I would hop the fence and sneak on and play.