I just don't want to play the same guy again over and over.

It seems to be a common denominator with a lot of comics, this low self-esteem thing.

I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out.

For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.

You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me.

If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing to do, or you can go either way. You can just do the same character over and over again and make a different comedy like over and over again.

Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential emptiness.'What is my purpose? Who am I?' I had a big identity crisis.