If I have sex, I know my quarterly estimated taxes must be due. And if it's oral sex, I know it's time to renew my driver's license.

You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite, but you also want to play a different character.

Without identical twins, you'll never get to experience entering a hotel room with one of them and watching him run into the full-length mirror because he though he saw his brother.

I love hitting into the rough because it gets me close to the people.

The best comedy, I feel, comes in a drama because it balances each other out.

As an actor, that's nerve-wracking enough [drunk and doing coke] because you have to do it at the right level.

My career has been my craziest adventure.