You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me.
Ray RomanoI came from an Italian house. The refrigerator was always full. I never knew you had to buy food. I thought there were food fairies that came at night.
Ray RomanoHaving children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.
Ray Romano