The only thing I miss from the sitcom format is that immediate gratification of when you're, if we're talking about comedy, of the live audience.

I want to do well and I want to fit in.

In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh.

If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it.

Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.

I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out.

When you wake up one day and say, "You know what? I don't think I ever need to sleep or have sex again." Congratulations, you're ready (to have children).