The only thing I miss from the sitcom format is that immediate gratification of when you're, if we're talking about comedy, of the live audience.

I put myself on tape and the cool thing was that Martin Scorsese had never heard of me. He had never seen [Everybody Loves Raymond]. I was just an unknown actor to him. I don't want to sound conceited, like he has to know who I am, but that seemed a little odd. He's a film genius. He doesn't watch sitcoms.

For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.

People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It's not an easy switch. It's not an easy transition from TV to film.

I'll be spending the holidays with my family. Nothing special, just some light bickering and biting sarcasm.

Well, I'm a 14 handicap. Anyone who golfs knows what that means.

As an actor, that's nerve-wracking enough [drunk and doing coke] because you have to do it at the right level.