You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me.

My wife said to me 'I hope you win... but if you do and you go up and say you love me, don't think it makes up for never saying it when we're alone.

In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh.

I married a saint - well, a saint who curses.

The successful golfers - they're like astronauts or pilots. They have that demeanor that they can focus and stay within that one moment and nothing distracts them. That's not me.

I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out.

Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.