You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me.

People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It's not an easy switch. It's not an easy transition from TV to film.

I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience.

For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.

If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing to do, or you can go either way. You can just do the same character over and over again and make a different comedy like over and over again.

I am like Hugh Hefner minus anything good about his life.

People think living in your parents' basement until you're twenty-nine is lame. But what they don't realize is that while you're there, you save money on rent, food, and dates.