I can't complain about my career, that's for sure.

I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out.

It was very nerve-wracking for me. I had to be drunk and have a threesome. I'm not that guy. Bobby Cannavale is that guy. But it was Vegas and things got crazy, and it happened. We go to Vegas to try to sign Elvis Presley and things get crazy. My character [in Vinyl] is stoned.

For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.

I don't know if you want to see the Everybody Loves Raymond guy in a nude scene.

Whenever I get down about life going by too quickly, what helps me is a little mantra that I repeat to myself: at least I'm not a fruit fly.

I was at home waiting for projects. I was on Parenthood and there was one season left, and I was thinking, "What's next?" I'm at this age where I'm trying to write my own script, and they sent this over and I decided to put myself on tape.