I was at home waiting for projects. I was on Parenthood and there was one season left, and I was thinking, "What's next?" I'm at this age where I'm trying to write my own script, and they sent this over and I decided to put myself on tape.

You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite, but you also want to play a different character.

That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream.

For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.

I just don't want to play the same guy again over and over.

Failure-it centers me. Too much success has me thinking, All right, what's goin' on?

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.