I was at home waiting for projects. I was on Parenthood and there was one season left, and I was thinking, "What's next?" I'm at this age where I'm trying to write my own script, and they sent this over and I decided to put myself on tape.

The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life.

I am like Hugh Hefner minus anything good about his life.

Mike Royce and I have always had success writing what we know. What we know now is that we're middle-aged, neurotic and fat.

Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform.

Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity.

Nothing like a little chest pain to restore your faith.