In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh.

You know, a TV show is a slow build.

Well, I'm a 14 handicap. Anyone who golfs knows what that means.

For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.

I just don't want to play the same guy again over and over.

I want to do well and I want to fit in.

I did 15 shows a week when I lived in New York. I did five shows on a Friday and seven shows on a Saturday. It was everything I did and it was my sole source of income.