You might think that's an exaggeration but believe me, if you leave twin two-year-olds alone in your living room, at some point a cow will be airborne.

That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream.

I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out.

I did 15 shows a week when I lived in New York. I did five shows on a Friday and seven shows on a Saturday. It was everything I did and it was my sole source of income.

After 'Raymond,' there was this big feeling of, 'What do I do next?'

I don't think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we'll get it out.

Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.