Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity.

The married man has all but eliminated that worry from his life, simply because his wife knows all about him: the good, the bad, and the tiny.

I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once said- this old guy keeps getting in the way.

I don't think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we'll get it out.

Well, I'm a 14 handicap. Anyone who golfs knows what that means.

I don't know if you want to see the Everybody Loves Raymond guy in a nude scene.

I am like Hugh Hefner minus anything good about his life.