Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity.

I don't want to say work is who I am, but some people feel more centered and more whole when they're producing and creating.

It was very nerve-wracking for me. I had to be drunk and have a threesome. I'm not that guy. Bobby Cannavale is that guy. But it was Vegas and things got crazy, and it happened. We go to Vegas to try to sign Elvis Presley and things get crazy. My character [in Vinyl] is stoned.

Mike Royce and I have always had success writing what we know. What we know now is that we're middle-aged, neurotic and fat.

I don't know if you want to see the Everybody Loves Raymond guy in a nude scene.

That's the one thing I have over any twenty-one-year-old: a proud history of accumulated neuroses. That's the game in which I'm da man.

I'll be spending the holidays with my family. Nothing special, just some light bickering and biting sarcasm.