Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity.

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.

The fact that they let me in a movie with Gene Hackman has left me with no faith in show buisness.

Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.

People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It's not an easy switch. It's not an easy transition from TV to film.

The only thing I miss from the sitcom format is that immediate gratification of when you're, if we're talking about comedy, of the live audience.

The best comedy, I feel, comes in a drama because it balances each other out.