People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It's not an easy switch. It's not an easy transition from TV to film.

You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite.

I had to be naked [in Vinyl], but I was almost more nervous about having to be drunk. The director wasn't going to yell, "Too big!," during the nude scene. For the drunk scene, you can be bad drunk or good drunk. We'll see. My wife was not happy, hearing about it.

Flappers sounds like where waitresses go after they're too old to work at Hooters.

The best comedy, I feel, comes in a drama because it balances each other out.

For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.