People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It's not an easy switch. It's not an easy transition from TV to film.

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.

After 'Raymond,' there was this big feeling of, 'What do I do next?'

Mike Royce and I have always had success writing what we know. What we know now is that we're middle-aged, neurotic and fat.

The first time I played golf was in Flushing Meadows, Queens, when I was about 16 or 17. They had an 18-hole pitch-and-putt. My buddies and I would hop the fence and sneak on and play.

Why can't I love him (a 2 yr old nephew) from afar? That's how I want to love him - through pictures and folklore.

That's the one thing I have over any twenty-one-year-old: a proud history of accumulated neuroses. That's the game in which I'm da man.