Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.
Ray RomanoThe married man has all but eliminated that worry from his life, simply because his wife knows all about him: the good, the bad, and the tiny.
Ray RomanoThe only thing I miss from the sitcom format is that immediate gratification of when you're, if we're talking about comedy, of the live audience.
Ray Romano