Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.

I love standup and I haven't given it up.

I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience.

That's the one thing I have over any twenty-one-year-old: a proud history of accumulated neuroses. That's the game in which I'm da man.

The only thing I miss from the sitcom format is that immediate gratification of when you're, if we're talking about comedy, of the live audience.

It's starting to feel good, although I don't like feeling too good - that's not where my comedy comes from.

It was very nerve-wracking for me. I had to be drunk and have a threesome. I'm not that guy. Bobby Cannavale is that guy. But it was Vegas and things got crazy, and it happened. We go to Vegas to try to sign Elvis Presley and things get crazy. My character [in Vinyl] is stoned.