I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off.

I can't complain about my career, that's for sure.

I'm always giving myself the Alzheimer's test. My shrink told me to do this. It takes one minute. You name every word that comes to mind that begins with the letter F.

I was at home waiting for projects. I was on Parenthood and there was one season left, and I was thinking, "What's next?" I'm at this age where I'm trying to write my own script, and they sent this over and I decided to put myself on tape.

I don't think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we'll get it out.

Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform.

It's starting to feel good, although I don't like feeling too good - that's not where my comedy comes from.