Sleeping Beauty, who said to Prince Charming, Are you sure all we did was kiss? Never got a dinner!

The Puerto Rican doctor, who wrote all his prescriptions with spray paint. Never got a dinner!

Nostradamus, who predicted that Billy Bailey would not come home. Never got a dinner!

Sophia Loren, whose new baby asked her, Is all that for me? Never got a dinner!

Adam, who said to our Lord in the Garden of Eden, I got more ribs - you got more broads? Never got a dinner!

Dinah Shore? Wonderful woman. Dinah formed a foundation to locate missing senior citizens by putting their pictures on prune juice bottles.

The Hunchback of Notre-Dame, who said to his tailor Irving, Forget the slacks - please work on the blazer! Never got a dinner!