Henry Ford, who despite his immense wealth never owned a Cadillac. Never got a dinner!
Pliny the Elder, who when Rome was burning requested Nero to play You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me, Lucille. Never got a dinner!
Uncle Remus, who said to Uncle Ben, You're a credit to your rice. Never got a dinner!
Moses, who said to the Israelites, Stop calling me Charlton! Never got a dinner!
Joseph Cotten, who said, You know how I got my name? Sammy Davis picked it for me. Never got a dinner!
Ray Charles, who said to Stevie Wonder, Maybe we're white. Never got a dinner!